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Aug-3-2004

   
 

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The "Naked Cowboy"

For all the women who are interested in the well-built bodies, you can walk on Times Square and have you taken in photo in the arms of this charming and weird person who sings and plays country music more than half-naked. During the winter, he left New York's street to go and sing to....Florida.

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I didn't make it up...

I heard that the area where you live or you like walking is the image of what your real personality is...check this out, I didn't make it up.


1. The bachelor (="beau gosse" in French)
2. The lesbians


Spider Man takes care of NY

Since some days, in the Sony Plaza, a huge building besides my office where I'm used to eat for lunch, a enormous inflatable 10-meter Spider man is fixed to the indoor window.




Bunny Sutra

Since some day, we can see an original commercial for the new Swatch watch above the Swatch boutique on Times Square (the district the most crowded). The quadrant shows bunnies in Kama Sutra positions. When you you hit the quadrant, the needle randomize a position.




Limousines

There are 4 kinds of limosines: standard which looks like a common car, the most famous whose the name I don't remember but which makes everybody dream about it, the stretch which is a littlebit longer than the previous one (up to 16 people), and the hummer which is the 4x4 of the limosines and which can contain up to 20 people. The price for renting such a car is different from the kind of car you choose, but it's not so expensive, right more expensive than the yellow cab. It generally is about 70 dollars with driver (tips not included).

1. old model oflimousine
2. limousine which all you know
3. stretch limousine


Against the chinese dictature...

when the chinese of Manhattan meet together to fight against the oppression of Yang, it's about 100 chinese (only) hanging panels (in chinese) and a fake act of tortures inflicted by Yang.

Policemen

Most of you have ever seen in the movies or TV show stunt races between Police and robber, that's why New York Police Department developped a new kind of very fast car.
Anyway , New York Policemen are said to be the most accomodative in the World.

Kill rats !!
Do you know there are 8 rats per New Yorker in Manhattan !!! It's scary !! I can confirm cause it's very usual to see them to go across the street and to hide in the garbages, and you can also see them in the subway. Moreover, take care when you chose your restaurant, cause some of these beasts are hidden in the kitchen of the restaurants !!!

Move your body, move it!
By walking in the not-crowded streets of Manhattan, you can assist to some photographing seances. Right here, two beautiful creature in the Upper Manhattan, but I don't know for which magasine (but I don't know neither for which kind of magasine).


Silence, shooting!!

Yesterday, by going to my office, a movie-making staff invested the street right besides my office's building to shoot a movie. Along the street, the trucks for accessories and stuff were parked, and in front of the Trump Tower (one of the most magnificient building owned by the richissim business man Donald Trump), the staff was preventing people from passing in front of the entrance during the shooting. I didn't see any star, just a chinese guy, but I didn't know who he was.


HOMO-sapiens are descendants of the monkeys.

Two gai lovers climbed a tree in Central Park and had sex yesterday morning to protest against their parents who didn't accept their relationship. The policemen forced them to climb down, and the two gai people were sentenced for disturbing the laws and orders and non-sense of modesty.

Threatens of death

A secondary-school student were suspended because he threatened with a peanut butter cookie his teacher, who is greatly allergic to this kind of cookie.

New Yorkers, not so obese.

New Yorkers are 7% less obese than the other american. More than 30% of the american are obese. People who are more touched by this sickness are the afro-american and the hispanic people.

 

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